do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
You are a woman.
That alone is everything.
You were already a completed poem the moment you left your mothers womb.
When the Chip Skylark episode of Fairly Oddparents comes on
accurate and absolutely wonderful
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
Holy fuxki shit