When life gives you lemons, complain about the lemons

"The Art of Mindfucking" » Orphan Black - Season 2 (S1)

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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Joe Pound (via joepoundpoetry)

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You are a woman.

That alone is everything.

You were already a completed poem the moment you left your mothers womb.

surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

When the Chip Skylark episode of Fairly Oddparents comes on

accurate and absolutely wonderful

duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

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