When life gives you lemons, complain about the lemons

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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(via sniffing)

dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

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(via lohanthony)

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

(via ugly)

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

(Source: functionallydisabled, via horny-high-n-hungry)

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

(via encourage)

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

(via sorry)

kanyewhisperer:

"you should really think about what you want to do for your futur-"image

(via onlylolgifs)

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

(via gnarly)

misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

(Source: lejazzhot, via full-timebullshitter)

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